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=Great Wall of The United States=


 * Great Wall of China || Our Wall ||
 * [[image:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Great_Wall_of_China_1805.jpg width="437" height="254"]] || [[image:http://www.fmcsa.dot.gov/images/us-mexico-border.jpg width="341" height="260"]] ||

Immigration from Mexico into the United States has been a heated topic during the past few years. Approximately 12,000,000 undocumented people are living in the United States right now and 11,500,000 of this twelve are illegal immigrants from Mexico according to the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services. This is a relatively new problem in the United States. From 1990 to the year 2000 the amount of undocumented foreign born people in the United States has increased by 57.4%. There is going to be another estimated 850,000 illegal immigrants entering the United States by passing over the United States- Mexico Border each year. The main problem with illegal immigration is that the immigrants do not follow the laws and regulations of the United States. The illegal aliens clog up our schools and work forces. There is no problem with these people trying to get and an education or work, but they do not contribute to the causes that benefit public education, and federal and state governments that provide them with safe places to live.

There is a solution to immigration that has no flaws and will undoubtedly stop illegal immigration over the Mexican- United States Border. The impenetrable solution is to build a two thousand mile long, eighteen feet high, and fifteen foot wide wall on the border. This wall will have watch towers every tenth of a mile. The goal of these watch towers will be to alert authorities of Mexican Border raids and to do maintenance on the wall. The wall will be modeled after the Great Wall of China and built by the Chinese.

Many may think that this project is unrealistic because of the man power and money necessary to create such a monumental structure. The Great Wall of the United States is going to be as much like the Great Wall of China as possible. The Untied States is going to imitate the Chinese from beginning to end. Wall building skills are not commonly found in America. This is going to force the search for workers to go to place where wall building is a part of their culture, China. Chinese have been building enormous walls for more then twenty two centuries. They were building walls while Jesus was alive and they have never stopped. The only problem will be getting the Chinese to come to the United States. The United States plans to buy the two thousand necessary Chinese over the black market based in Hong Kong, formally known as eBay. Instead of money, the Chinese will be offered citizenship if and only if they build one mile of the wall. This way, if every Chinese builder builds one mile of wall, the wall will be complete. The wall will be constructed out of lumber, stone, and bricks which will be made out of resources local to the construction site. The major resources needed for the wall are natural resources and there for will be supplied for free. With the right mixture of men who have extensive knowledge of wall building and materials needed to build a wall, we can only get one thing, a really nice wall.

Other walls have been built as to serve as borders. One of the most famous border walls is the Berlin Wall, dividing West Berlin and East Germany. The wall was built after World War II when Germany split into four different occupation zones. Each one of these zones was occupied by one of the allied countries, including the United States. The United States has been involved with very successful walls before. The Berlin Wall was exceptionally successful. It decreased immigration from 2,500,000 between 1949 and 1962 to 5,000 between 1962 and 1989. What is especially inspiring about the Berlin Wall is that it was built in less than a month. Although this wall was only one and a half percent of the size of the wall proposed by the United States, the Great Wall of the United States should be able to be built in a similar time frame. Other walls have been built and have been successful, so the idea of this wall is not so far fetched.

Man power is a major issue when undertaking project of this magnitude. The Great Wall of China was built to keep attacking Hunnish, Turkish, and Mongols. This wall is still standing today. The Chinese are the epitome wall building. This is why the United States has decided to import them. Ordering people for specific tasks is very common in the United States. More than 5,000 American men marry mail order brides from the Ukraine, Russia, Columbia, and the Philippines each year. The systems used to connect mail order brides with there American husbands can be seen on the internet and are very similar to the black market where our wall builders will be ordered from, formally known as eBay. The reason the mail order brides come to the United States is not primarily to get a husband, but to gain citizenship through marriage. If citizenship is enough incentive for women to enter wedlock with a total stranger, the Chinese are likely to build a mile of wall to gain citizenship. EBay is known for good bargains on hard to find items, but they are less known for there underground persons trade. I could go into more detail, but the market is so secret I would have to kill you after releasing any information. Many may look down upon this solution, but they do not see the underlying brilliance of it. Doubters may argue that free immigration is the solution, but all this will result in is the overpopulation of our country. Our country will turn into a giant Tijuana and Chiclets chewing gum will be our national food and a marionette will become the next president. Others think that deportation of these immigrants is the answer, but all that is going to do is create lawsuits over racial stereo typing and clog up our judicial system. There is no answer that is as simple and permanent as the building of the Great Wall of the United States.

The United States is familiar with all aspects of this solution. The Great Wall of the United States will be a symbol of national pride for the United States and a symbol of defeat for Mexico. The United States has been involved with the construction of the Berlin Wall and is the leading recipients of mail order brides. The wall will do nothing but positive things for the United States and 2,000 lucky Chinese who will get to construct it and eventually gain citizenship.