Satirical+Essay_DBOI

Students across the nations have been undergoing changes which have affected the way they do in school and their way in life. In school, the graduation rate and standardized testing rates have substantially decreased in recent years. These two problems may have drastic consequences and therefore must be dealt with immediately. Our nation’s future is in the hands of these students and we can not leave our future in the hands of the incapable. We have tried to help these students by giving them new materials, new programs, and more opportunities to get help, but these plans have not been successful. So to solve this conflict we need to take it to the next level.

We would create a test that all students must take in order to see where they stand intellectually. This test will give us the overall rates and the individual score which will tell us the score the each student receives. The test will have the same type of categories like our current standardized tests but will include more real life logical choices a person would have to make. Hence, this will let us know which type of students to separate into two groups: the passing group and the failing group. This test will be a survival for the fittest.

Those that fail the test will receive a drastic consequence because drastic times call for drastic measures. They will be told to leave the country and never come back. The test creators will not accept any excuses or give a student a second chance. The fact that the test wont be very difficult, it will be a test that anyone can easily pass with just using logic sense most of the time, but it is a harsh consequence if they are to fail. Then this will hopefully leave all of the smart educated people in the country and lead us to prosperity.

If the students that failed the test choose not to leave then they will receive a deadly consequence. The students that will not leave will be terminated with no questions asked and if they choose to run away and hide from the creators in the country then they will be hunted down. The fact that these are the rules is because our country will not fall from stupidity but will enhance the country in technology, science, and etc. Hopefully this plan or system will be successful and will enhance the country to a much better state.

This solution will be a success and will make our nation flourish into enhancement and pride for being the best and smartest country. With all the people that did not pass the test being gone, many changes will occur that will not only make us realize that we should have done this sooner, but spread the process or system around other nations in able to unite as a team and create something that would seem impossible such as like inventing a medicine that makes you live for 100 more years and still make you look young. We might even be capable of eventing a shuttle that can reach out to another universe by using high advanced technology and medicine. Most important, we would be the dominant species of the world and ignorant people would vanish or be executed.

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