My+Satirical+Solution+to+Palestines+and+Israelis

Everyday you open the newspaper or turn on the news and there is usually an article about a car bomb or some kind of different attack on the Israelis or Palestinians. This constant occurrence has been occurring for approximately 100 years. It all began with the collapse of the Ottoman Empire in 1917 following WWI. The tensions then escalated even more after Israel became an independent country following WWII. The Muslim people of Arabia were infuriated with the formation of the new country.

The most recent terrorist attacks can be traced back to 1972 when Israel expanded their original borders given in 1948. The people of Israel felt that Jerusalem was rightfully theirs since it is considered to be their most holy land. On the other hand, the Muslim people of Palestine had the same beliefs that Jerusalem was holy to them as well. Both sides have come up with different compromises but the stubbornness of the two countries has resulted in not only hatred to one another but the determination to kill one another.

There has been many outside observers who have tried to help the situation. Many organizations also have tried to bud in on the confrontations, but have had little to no success in solving the problems. This inability to come to conclusions in the Middle East has brought me to one rather simple solution.

My solution to the problem is to just get rid of all existing Muslims in Europe, Asia, and Africa. The first objective of this total abolition is to nuke, nuke, nuke, and nuke some more onto Palestine. All the nuking that occurred will eventually develop a huge crater in Palestine so that a nice resort could be made. Special canals would feed from the Mediterranean and the Nile River to fill the crater. A resort, and 1 to 50 million-dollar estates will be built around the new body of water. After the nuking special force teams will invade the Muslim infested Europe, Asia, and Africa and kill them all. Then after the killings in Europe, Asia, and Africa the Iraqi War will end because we will nuke Iraq and Iran and the land will be split between Europe and Asia. Now Israel can have the land they have been pursuing for centuries and the world will be peaceful.

My solution can cause only minimal objections to the world population. My first reason is the terrible attacks enforced on the Israeli’s will ultimately come to a cease and they will be happy and they won’t be so stingy anymore. The second reason is acts of terrorism will be significantly lowered since Muslims are the prime source of terrorism. A third reason is France will become a more stable country because of all the controversy occurring from Muslims right now. Also Zinedine Zidane will be dead and no one likes that guy after what he did in the World Cup… jerk. Fifthly the war in Iraq everybody complains about will be over because Iraq and Iran will no longer exist, America’s war problems will be ended. The final reason my solution is fantastic is there will be a new place to vacation at in Israel. All the rich people of the world will flourish to the new five star resort.

This total abolition will not be considered a genocide because this will involve all the nations of the world.

This solution is completely fake and please don’t view me as racist towards Muslims this is overly exaggerated. I LOVE EVERYONE!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAY! Tours to Israel 2012 Home media type="custom" key="15829"