Karina's+Satirical+Essay

=__**The One and Only Solution to the Iraq War**__=

The United States invaded Iraq on March 20, 2003 in hopes of helping the Iraqis reach a form of government that they could live under peacefully. Our president, George W. Bush's major goal was to rid Iraq of it's tyrannical ruler, Saddam Hussein. After successfully overthrowing Hussein it seemed that there were only two major things left to due. One to find all those weapons of mass destruction that we invaded Iraq for and to “help” the Iraqis people. It has been almost four years now and it's sad to say that out of all the great goals that the US had for Iraq none have been accomplished. So then why are we still in war? Why do we still have so many soldiers dying in Iraq, when all this could've been over long ago. It seems that all the news that anyone ever receives of the Iraq War is horrible news. All thats is told is the misery of such destructive four years. Iraq has gained nothing but the freedom of Hussein's chain, besides that Iraq is a destroyed nation. There are bombs flying everywhere, people are starving to death, mass numbers of people are dying everyday, children are the biggest victims with lack of necessary instruments to survive in everyday life.

Many of us ponder why Iraq has put up with so much from the US if so many of them are dying. It is obvious that eventually everyone who is from Iraq will cease to exist. The only real and honest solution to the Iraq War is to fully invade Iraq with every eligible soldier; men, women, children and kill their entire population. Many may ponder that United States could never do such a horrible thing but it is what we are slowly doing, I'm just saying let's cut the drama and get to the killing.

Congress will need to pass the “No Iraqi Left Behind Act,” and what this act will ask is that every high school and middle school add an extra mandatory class to their curriculum called, “No Iraqi left Behind.” This class will consist of levels that each student needs to pass with 100% to graduate, what they will practice is their fighting technique, shooting a target and other such techniques needed to know in combat. Each level will get difficult but in doing this when young adults get drafted to fight in the never ending Iraq invasion everyone will be prepared to invade Iraq with most of the US population and wipe out their entire country. Everyone will be so well trained and experienced that no time will be wasted on all these dumb tests to get into the army/navy/military. Once all Iraqis are dead we will no longer have to worry about another terrorist attack ever in the Unites States future.

This will not work, many will say. And I ask, why not? Are we not the most feared and strongest nation in the world, are we not the largest nation in the world. Of course we are. What about all those other middle eastern countries who will try to attack us? They will not because each country will fear the United States so much that there is no possible way that anyone will dare stand up the the number one nation in the world. The kids may have to handle extra workload but who cares, all high school and middles school students have so much to worry about that one extra class will not kill them, but it will merely save them. An extra benefit of this “No Iraqi Left Behind” is that the US is struggling so much with obesity that a class like this, were students are forced to work hard and maintain health for the day that they will kill an Iraqi comes that obesity will decrease greatly.

Ultimately, not passing this new act could lead to the end of the United States for with president Bush leading us around and around in circles we have not progressed at all. The “No Iraqi Left Behind Act” is the only understandable and good solution that has been provided by anyone throughout the country. What better solution than to completely rid oneself of thy evil neighbor? None. If you as an American want the United States to remain number one most feared nation this is the way to go. My way or the high way.