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=Solution to the Government=



The government has been taking advantage of the people of the U.S. and this has to stop. The people have their rights which must be protected. The United States is a democracy, not a monarchy, and George W. Bush is the democratically elected President, not a dictator who forced himself to a seat of power. The citizens of the U.S. do not have to bow down to this menace, and something must be done. People must not sit idly by and let their rights be taken away from right under their feet. The U.S. is a nation of the 21st century, not the 18th century, and it must not regress in its political system.

These problems must be put to rest before all of the rights of the people are taken away. How does this problem get solved? Simple, a civilian uprising. The people of the United States will rise up against the oppression and hold stand up for their rights. This may take years of bloodshed, countless lives, and unimaginable pain and suffering, but it is worth it. After our successful uprising, the people shall change all that has happened, and set this country back on the correct road, the road of democracy! Those who oppose this uprising will be taken out of the picture, either sold off to foreign countries to fix the debts that the government has been making, or simply taken care of by what ever means necessary.

This solution, as dangerous and risky as it may be, must be carried out. For the sake of the American people, this task must be done. It will be systematic movement, first starting with underground meetings of hand selected representatives from across the nation. Slowly, by using the stock market and insider trading, funds shall be raised, and an underground army will be created. This army will grow in numbers as word spreads from city to city about the uprising to secure the nation’s future. In human history there have been many countries in which a tyrant has taken over, or a situation in which a certain political group has taken complete control of the country. Examples of such can be Germany, and the rise of the Nazi party and Hitler. This event was brought down by the joint effort of many countries, and if this situation must go to the extent in which the American people must go to foreign aid to stop the current government from gaining too much power, so be it. This system which the people of the United States call a government must be stopped. The uprising of the new age of Americans has begun, and it will not end, until this government is removed. After the take over of the government is complete, a new set of leaders shall be put into place to make sure this does not happen again. The current laws in place will be redrafted and discussed for further safety.

Some may say that the U.S. is in a time of war, and all that has been done is necessary for the country to survive through these hard times, but those who say that need to cut the crap and open their eyes to see the truth. Too many acts and actions have been put into place in the everyday lives of the American people; the Patriot Act, the Postal Accountability and Enhancement Act, telephone and wire tapping, and also the disregard or "death" of Habeas Corpus. With the enforcement of the Patriot Act, people who simply talk about the U.S. or anything related to the government negatively, or speak out in a manner which the government does not see fit, can be arrested and sent to hidden prisons to be interrogated and tortured. The Postal Accountability and Enhancement Act and wire tapping allow the government to pry into the private lives and conversations of the American people without any restraint. Couple this with the Patriot Act, and any views that people may share privately with an acquaintance can be used to put them in jail. Then, the worst problem, the death of Habeas Corpus, or, the complete annihilation of the peoples’ rights. Now the government can throw people in jail, for no reason at all, and those victims can not ask for a fair trial, which is what Habeas Corpus gave them. If there are people who still believe that what the government is doing is in the best interest of the people, then they are lost, and shall be taken care of, one way, or another.

The American people are now less safe than they have ever been before, and any negative comments one may have towards the government can actually put one in jail. Together, the people of the United States can solve this problem. Foreign aid may be necessary, and it shall not be hard to gain once other countries know the problem at hand. No country can sit by and watch this powerful nation be controlled by a small group of people who call themselves a democratic government. The time for talk is over, the time for action is now!

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