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It is common knowledge that a country and it's people cannot move forward if it doesn't have a good government. Most governments are led by one executive official, therefore if a country has a mediocre leader, then the entire country will be stuck in a quagmire of mediocrity. Our country has a government designed by some of history's greatest minds, and is designed in such a way that if a government official is performing unsatisfactorily, he or she may be relieved of public service. Unfortunately, human greed and lust for power can lead to corruption and the bending of rules. Many Americans are becoming aware that our government is full of corrupt officials, put in place by other corrupt politicians who have their own goals in mind. It is unfortunate that the people that actually put their votes inside the ballot boxes do not get to voice their own opinion, and instead have to hope that whoever they voted for will honor his or her word.

It seems logical to assume that the root of all of the trouble in the Bush administration is the man it is named for, George Bush, so it seems logical that if you want to end all of the trouble, then you may as well go straight for the belly of the beast. When I say that, I mean, let's try to impeach the President. It can't be such a hard task, especially with him breaking all sorts of laws left and right. We could go ahead and say that he knowingly let corruption run rampant in his White House under his supervision (except for when he's on vacation in Crawford, Texas). We could also say that he knowingly started the Iraq for the sole purpose of controlling huge amounts of the world's oil supply. It shouldn't be too hard to impeach the fool, especially since the Democrats now have control of the Legislative branch.

Of course everything that I've suggested will fail, because our President is devious, devilish, and while he seems to be daft, his mind is actually quite dexterous. . . that or his evil henchmen are the real brains behind the entire operation. So to really get rid of the guy, we're going to have to be creative. We'd really have to strike him with all we've got, and when I say that, I mean we're going to have to find out what his Kryptonite is, and exploit the hell out of it. In the event that we find out that President George Bush is just one of many robot replacements, we're going to have to pull out all the stops. I'm talking about dropping an EMP (electromagnetic pulse) bomb over his secret robot headquarters and hopefully fry their circuitry. I'm sure that evil robots hell-bent on complete world destruction will have some sort of protection against EM Pulses, so I think the next step will be trying to manually override the robot's hive mind and shut it down. But that definitely won't work, so I think we're stuck with moving everyone out of the United States and creating some sort of magical kingdom where there are no rules and no parents and we only have Captain Hook to be afraid of.

On the other hand, we all know how Peter Pan was almost killed by Captain Hook, so we don't want to face the possibility of death in our newborn country of Neverland. And we've already discussed how hard it will be to take out the core of the Bush Robot Hive Mind, so as you can see, we may be stuck in our own quagmire. In fact, merely writing a plan detailing the destruction of the Bush administration may lead to the imprisonment of the author, but I've been so kind as to take the plunge for the betterment of American/Neverland society. My phone will probably be wiretapped from now until the end of time, and whenever the Department of Homeland Security gets really bored, they can just check my mail, declare something suspicious and use the Patriot Act to put me in prison, while suspending my right to a fair trial before a jury.

Obviously, this plan has it's ups and downs. Every plan has it's share of flaws, but even some of the best plans weren't completely perfect. If we wanted perfection, then we would become an evil robot army, much like the Borg, and try to assimilate all non-Borg life. So what we really want here, is for the President to step down, before we think about impeaching him, and go to prison for having negative thoughts.

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