Satirical+Essay-R.M.

=A MUCH BETTER WORLD!=

===World peace is something that most people in this world would want. Unfortunately there is a surplus of odium between people all around the world. Most of this hatred is simply because of stereotyping, prejudice, and racism within entire societies. In the novel Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain, the story takes place a few years before the Civil War and the abolishment of slavery. Throughout the novel Twain constantly demonstrates how cruel slavery was and how the “white” people relentlessly attacked, discriminated against, and abused African-Americans simply because of their color, race, and ethnicity.=== ===About 250 years after the “Emancipation Proclamation” was allotted by President Abraham Lincoln (1/1/1863) to ultimately abolish slavery in the U.S., an excessive amount of racism and discrimination against Africans and African-Americans still exists in 2007 merely because of their skin color and background. African-descendant people are often put down and discriminated against in an attempt to intimidate and oppress them so that they don’t flourish or succeed in life. Organizations such as the Ku Klux Klan (KKK) have been specifically founded as a racist and bias organization with the goal to harass and terrorize African-Americans. Racist and bias organizations and people like this must somehow be obliterated or forced to co-exist with every member in a diverse society. Politicians and governments all throughout the world have been attempting to find a solution to racism and racial discrimination, especially against “blacks”, for decades now but have failed to find a solution.=== ===The only reasonable solution to this problem would be to make every human being look extremely alike in skin color. The only way to do this would be if every government in the world would create a law that would force every person to go through an tanning bed machine that would turn them purple. Eventually after 78.2345 years every human-being in the world would have a purple skin.=== ===Despite this ingenious idea, some people may oppose to it. Some people might think this is a ridiculous and absurd idea but it is actually the only way to eliminate racism due to appearance and skin color. This is the only way to wipe-out all the variations of races and skin colors and therefore destroy racism. All beliefs of racial supremacy would be demolished! Everybody would have to accept each other for who they are and would co-exist. Complete human equality would be achieved. Other people might say that tanning may be dangerous to the new-born and may cause skin cancer. However, this extreme tanning bed will be very safe and risk-free, but incase it comes with fatal side-effects; this person will be granted 10 million dollars and will be pardoned from further tanning. The bright side to this tanning bed is that everybody will finally be able to acquire the skin color and tan they have desired for so long. This will also halt and prevent further wars due to terrorism. World peace may also be a result of this innovative tanning bed. Other people might say that this would be in violation of human rights. The objective of this tanning bed will be to make people learn to appreciate life and not take it for granted. Apparently the only way to accomplish this would be the hard way. Hopefully people will begin to not only care more for themselves but for others as well!. Although since currently there is so much hatred in this world due to racial discrimination, this law is tremendously beneficial to our society.=== ===Since there are 100 billion people in the world, every hospital in the world would bed for free, provided by the government. The money would be raised by the government through the taxation of the wealthy. This solution would eventually result in a close resemblance of every human being in the world, therefore racism and racial discrimination would be completely annihilated from the face of the globe. This solution is what the world has been waiting for since the commencement of slavery!===