My+Solution

Today in the United States there is a problem that has been around since the dawn of time. This problem I refer to is of course racism. This problem was recently revived after the terrorist attack of September 11, 2001. After the attack there was a revival of racial profiling and people distrusted Muslims and other people from the Middle East. This distrust and profiling caused many Americans of Middle Eastern descent to lose their jobs, some were beaten, and some were jailed, all of this done to “protect” us from potential terrorists. It is understood that some of the people that this happened to did turn out to be terrorists, however not everyone was. And the people that were not terrorists have been wronged in a way that may never be corrected. There has also been an increase in hate crimes and an increase of the use of racial slurs.

This problem has to stop, and there is only one way. The only plausible way that these acts of racial intolerance is to stop is that every person is to have a computer chip installed at the base of their skull. This computer chip is not just for show; this chip will detect any racially motivated action and send a mild shock of 625,000 volts through the person’s body in five tenths of a second burst of electricity. This will be after the first one, every racist action after that will have a burst that will last for an increased tenth of a second longer than the previous shock.

Now this is obviously not going to be a cheap procedure, there will have to be a tax increase for the next few years. However after three years of this tax increase every installation for the next forty years will have been paid for. Some people may be worried that attaching a computer chip to your skull will be dangerous. This procedure is very safe and has been tested on small furry animals in order to ensure the health, and safety of the people of this country. In fact it has been insured that sixty-percent of the time this procedure works every-time. Some people are worried that after a while the shocks that will be received will eventually become so severe that it will kill the offender. This is very true, and can easily be avoided by stopping your racist behavior before the one hundred forty-seventh time. And anyways if you were to cause that much pain to yourself just to be a racist, you probably don’t deserve to be alive.